Wand Wang

OK, this is too good to pass up. Courtesy of bash.org and post #111338:

#111338 +(9630)- [X]

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

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You know you live a very online existence when...

... it's December and you still haven't finished your Black Hertiage month stamps from March

... you can't remember the last time you wrote a check

... the last time you used a pen to write anything was to sign that last check

... if your friends aren't logged into Yahoo/AOL/MSN then they're probably asleep

... you don't listen to terrestrial radio stations any more---iPod, baby!

... you're more likely to give out your IM screenname or e-mail address than your phone number

... your idea of having a pet is Nintendogs

... you get all of your news through RSS feeds---what's a newspaper?

... you get all of your TV through BitTorrent---what's cable?

... instead of cleaning your room you "rearrange" the icons on your Mac OS desktop