You know you live a very online existence when...

... it's December and you still haven't finished your Black Hertiage month stamps from March

... you can't remember the last time you wrote a check

... the last time you used a pen to write anything was to sign that last check

... if your friends aren't logged into Yahoo/AOL/MSN then they're probably asleep

... you don't listen to terrestrial radio stations any more---iPod, baby!

... you're more likely to give out your IM screenname or e-mail address than your phone number

... your idea of having a pet is Nintendogs

... you get all of your news through RSS feeds---what's a newspaper?

... you get all of your TV through BitTorrent---what's cable?

... instead of cleaning your room you "rearrange" the icons on your Mac OS desktop