"Cheney shoots lawyer in hunt accident"

This is so bad it doesn't even need a punchline.

"Cheney shoots lawyer in hunt accident"

Never sneak up behind Dick Cheney when he has a gun in his hand. That is the painful lesson learned by Texas lawyer Harry Whittington, 78, in a hunting accident at the weekend.
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Fortunately for Mr Whittington, a millionaire lawyer from Austin, the vice-president's medical team, on permanent call due to his sometimes fragile physical condition, were nearby.