Happy Festivus!

Break out your aluminum pole, it's that time of year again!

Back in eighteen fourty-four
The Festivus snail was heard to roar.
That ol' snail sure caused a fuss.
His roar brought us Festivus.

Gather 'round the pole, young wishers.
Gather 'round to toss your washers.
Gather 'round the rest of us.
The time has come for Festivus!

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© Adam Park

Happy Festivus everyone!

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